Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?Sure, they're very scent-imental!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?"I'm sweet on you!"

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?"I find you very attractive."

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?A hug and a quiche!

What would you call a woman who goes out with Jon?Desperate!

What did one pickle say to the other?"You mean a great dill to me."

Knock, Knock!Who's there?Olive.Olive who?Olive you!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?"I love you a ton!"

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?"You're fun to hang around with."

Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?He fell in love with a pincushion!

What did the pencil say to the paper?"I dot my i's on you!"

Liz: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."Jon: "Really?"Liz: "Yeah, you make me
sick!"

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?She didn't suit his taste!

Why do valentines have hearts on them?Because spleens would look pretty gross!

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?Because you always heart the one you love!

Knock, knock!Who's there?Howard.Howard who?Howard you like a great big kiss?
What did one light bulb say to the other?"I love you a whole watt!"

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?Ughs and kisses!
Valentine's Day Gift

Jokes and One Liners

What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?"I love you with all my art!"What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?He gives it a valenshine!

"Do you love me more than you love sleep?""I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?"I've got a crutch on you!"

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?It was a case of guppy love.What do you call two birds in love?Tweethearts!

What do you call a very small valentine?A valentiny!What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?"Be my valenstein!"

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?Because they needed to be ad-dressed!What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?Hog and kisses!

What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?A stupid cupid!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?It was Valenswine's Day!

"Of what does a true kiss consist? Ambrosia on which gods subsist, Tremendous heat which sun can't give, God's heaven in one moment lived."
- From "Composition Of A Kiss" by Abelardo Subido

"At the first kiss I felt something melt inside me that hurt in an exquisite way. All my longings, all my dreams and sweet anguish, All the secrets that slept deep within me came awake, Everything was transformed and enchanted, everything made sense."
Herman Hesse, Narcissus and Goldmund

"When it's cold & dark at night, And we're alone together, I long to take you in my arms, And cuddle you forever."- Purple Ronnie

"And you learn that love, true love, Always has joys and sorrow, Seems ever present, Yet is never quite the same, Becoming more than love and less than love, So difficult to define. And you learn that through it all, You really can endure, That you really are strong, That you do have value." - A friend's Poem

"Unless it's mad, passionate, Extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life Love shouldn't be one of them." Movie: Dream for an Insomniac

"Love is an endless act of forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."- Peter Ustinov

"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; There ought to be as many for love!" - Margaret Atwood

"Love is like an hourglass with the heart filling up as the brain empties." - Jules Renard

"Never close your lips to those Whom you have opened yo

"It's not that I can't live without you, It's that I don't even want to try." - Source Unknown

"Man's love is of man's life a part; It is woman's whole existence!" - Lord Byron

"If the sun should refuse to rise And the moon doesn't hang in the night
The tides won't change, seasons rearrange When the world is through I will still love you."
- From the song "Still" sang by 98 Degrees

"The heart wants what it wants.... There's no logic to those things." - Woody Allen

"I know there's other fish in the sea, But I lost my pole when the last one got away from me."
Royal Rangers - "Out to Sea"

"I'm sorry I can't go any further with you And tonight may be a night I'll regret. But I'm already somebody's lover, He just hasn't found me yet."- From a song by Lila McCann (country singer)

"Fear? What is there to fear in love? Love is the very reason we live. To fear love is to lose all sense of living, And if we cannot love, then why have we been put here? Fearing love is like being afraid of breathing. It's not something to be scared of. It's something so natural that no one can resist."
- Tyler's speech from "A Heartbeat Away" An orignal Story

"Love is a hidden fire, A pleasant sore, A delicious poison, A delectable pain, An agreeable torment, A sweet and throbbing wound, A gentle death." - Fernando de Pujas

"I look at you looking at me, Now I know why the best things are free, How you've changed my world You'll never know, I'm different now, You've helped me grow."
- Angel of Mine, a song by Monica

"To love is not to look at one another, But to look together in the same direction." - Antoine de Saint (Exupery)

"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman loses hers after four kisses." - H.L. Mencken

"Love cures people -- Both the ones who give it And the ones who receive it." - Dr. Karl Menninger

"If you love someone you say it, You say it right then, out loud, Or the moment just passes you by." - My Best Friend's Wedding (movie)

"No man is truly married Until he understands Every word his wife is NOT saying." - Author Unknown

"You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved,
And you will never understand what pain really is Until you have lost it." - Author Unknown

"This thing and you shall never part, For the gift I give you, is all of my heart." - Author Unknown

"A life’s worth, in the end, isn’t measured in hours, or dollars. It’s measured by the amount of love exchanged along the way." - Douglas C. Means

"When travelling the path of life, and finding love along the way, Everything looks new and different. Little do you know it is the same old landscape you used to see all of the time; Love has just given you new eyes."

"The essential sadness is to go through life without loving. But it would be almost equally sad to leave this world Without ever telling those you loved that you love them." - Author Unknown

"For hearing my thoughts, understanding my dreams and being my best friend... For filling my life with joy and loving me without end... I do." - Author Unknown

"Love is an irresistible desire, To be irresistibly desired." - Robert Frost

"Love is born of faith, Lives on hope, And dies of charity." - Author Unknown

"I don't want to live-- I want to love first, And live incidentally."
- Zelda Fitzgerald, letter to F. Scott Fitzgerald, 1919

"It is better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

"The sound of a kiss is not so loud as a cannon, But its echo lasts a great deal longer!" - Author Unknown

"When you realize you want to spend The rest of your life with somebody, You want the rest of your life To start as soon as possible." When Harry Met Sally (Movie)

"Love is something eternal, The aspect may change, But not the essence." - Vincent Van Gogh

"The heart has its reasons, Where of reason knows nothing." - Pascal

"All's fair in love and war." - Francis Edward Smedley

"Follow your own heart, Not others." - Author Unknown

Golden Quotes

Kindness is a mark of faith, and whoever is not kind has no faith.

The best of the houses is the house where an orphan gets love and kindness.

To overcome evil with good is good, to resist evil by evil is evil.

When you see a person who has been given more than you in money and beauty, look to those, who have been given less.

A Muslim who meets with others and shares their burdens is better than one who lives a life of seclusion and contemplation.

It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is, better still to sit with the good than alone. It is better to speak to a seeker of knowledge than to remain silent; but silence is better than idle words.


The best richness is the richness of the soul.

Do you know what is better than charity and fasting and prayer? It is keeping peace and good relations between people, as quarrels and bad feelings destroy mankind.

He is not of us who is not affectionate to the little ones, and does not respect the old; and he is not of us, who does not order which is lawful, and prohibits that which is unlawful.

Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these.

looking for you,
standing on the same side,
i have been standing for so long,
blamming every thing on me,
yeh its all about you,
how about if i reach the skys,
will it be enough for you,
touching the stars so high,
doing every thing just for you,
blamming every thing on me,
yeh its all about you,
why dont you see,
i have a heart too,
its all about the moments i have been with you,
just with those few smiles,
i'll walk for miles,never,
no never looking back for you,
because its always been about you,
watching the street light,its also blinking,
on its last moments,
sparking like my heart beats for you,
a torn rose in my way,
why does it reminds me of you,
until my mortality,
i'll always look for you,
with my eyes closed,
because i also dont want to find you,
still in your memories,
finding it so hard,
pointing out those moments i had with you,
its all about you,
i hate you and i love you...

I CANT EVEN CRY BECAUSE I PROMISED
I'LL KEEP ON SMILING JUST FOR YOUI
T'S ALL ABOUT YOU

Looking in your eyes,
I just can’t stand,
Why tears live in your eyes,
Why my love cannot give you a smile,
I love you with every breath I have,
But why I am the reason you shade tears,
Why I am the reason of your fears,
I want to make your every fear mine,
I want to give you a life of happiness,
A life filled with joy and smiles,
I won’t let anyone harm you,
I’ll protect you with my sword,
With the last drop of my blood,
I’ll stand right beside you,
I don’t know how to put it in a simple way,
You’re my whole world,
There is nothing I wouldn’t do for you,
Please don’t carry tears in your eyes,
Give them to me;
I’ll treasure them in my heart,
I love you with every breath I have,
I’ll keep on loving you till my time is up…


i can burn but i can't die,
i can be slan but remember,
i'll always raise thu,
i am Dark-Side.

Inspiring friendship poetry

I will be there.......

If one day you feel like crying...Call me.I don't promise that I will make you laugh,But I can cry with you

If one day you want to run away--Don't be afraid to call me.I don't promise to ask you to stop...But I can run with you



If one day you don't want to listento anyone...Call me.I promise to be there for you.And I promise to be very quiet.



But if one day you call...And there is no answer...Come fast to see me.Perhaps I need you.
-The End -


You Are My Friend And I HopeYou Know That's True.No Matter What HappensI Will Stand Right By You.In Times Of GriefI Will Give You Belief.I'll Be There For You Whenever You Are In Need.To Lend You A HandTo Do A Good Deed.So Just Call On Me WhenYou Need Me, My Friend!I Will Always Be There For YouRight To The End!
Best Friends Forever!

When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe. -LaRochefoucauld

Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy,or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make upone whole. -Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. -CharlesCaleb Colton

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman inwhose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that onein whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. --George Jean Nathan

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reasonin madness. --Friedrich Nietzsche

love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like badwallpaper. -- P. J. O'Rourke

Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him,Easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power. --Ovid

We conceal it from ourselves in vain--we must always love something. Inthose matters seemingly removed from love, the feeling is secretly to befound, and man cannot possibly live for a moment without it. --BlaisePascal

Love, free as air at sight of human ties,Spreads his light wings, and in a moment flies. --Alexander Pope

Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. --French Proverb

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules,then you must forget the rules andlay from your heart

Within you I lose myselfWithout you I find myselfWanting to be lost again.

Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds. *-Shakespeare*

reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entireevening sky would be in the palm of my hand.

We all want to fall in love. Why? Because that experience makes us feelcompletely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion ismagnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into theheavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon. But that doesn'tdiminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure forthe rest of our lives.

Relationships--of all kinds--are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely,with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close yourhand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers.You may hold onto some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship islike that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, itis likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and therelationship slips away and is lost. *-Kaleel Jamison*

Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means fullacceptance, even celebration of another's personhood. *-Karen Casey*

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. *-Mother Theresa*

If you would be loved, love and be lovable. *-Benjamin Franklin*

Lovebegins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen. -LaRochefoucauld

Who ever loved that loved not at first sight? -Christopher Marlowe

We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment whenalone together. -La Bruyere

Better tohave loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. -St. Augustine

To loveanother person is to see the face of God. -Les Miserables

Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in therecognition. -Alexander Smith

It was love at first chat.

And try as I might.
I couldn't find
a way to get you off my mind.
You've stolen my heart
and given me a brand new start.
I just want you to know
that as our love grows
I will treat your heart with care.
I will be fair.
and won't break your heart
by wanting to be apart.
Because I'm in love with you
and I feel everything you do.
You've stolen my heart,
From the start.
Let's give it a chance
to make it last.
Forever you will see
I will be true,
Never again will you be blue.