Jokes and One Liners

What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?"I love you with all my art!"What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?He gives it a valenshine!

"Do you love me more than you love sleep?""I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?"I've got a crutch on you!"

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?It was a case of guppy love.What do you call two birds in love?Tweethearts!

What do you call a very small valentine?A valentiny!What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?"Be my valenstein!"

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?Because they needed to be ad-dressed!What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?Hog and kisses!

What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?A stupid cupid!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?It was Valenswine's Day!